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Legal Age Life at Variety Store
Written By Dave Bidini
Transcribed by Graham James (g_j_james@hotmail.com)
 
Disclaimer:  Anyone expecting a proper transcription or even accurate chords can forget it.
My goal in figuring out any piece of music is to find some reasonable (and sometimes 
recognizable) background that I can play on acoustic guitar in my underwear and sing while 
I arrange my sock drawer alphabetically.  Improvements are welcome.
 
Have fun.  With this, you've got a cool song for the campfire.     
 
 
[E] Legal age life at variety store, dealing in dope by the exit door.
 
[A] Waiting to work like a worm at the core.  [E] Standing so long in the snow I'm sore.
 
[B] I am the king.  I am therefore.  What [E] kind of [A] fool am [E] I?
 
 
[E] Legal age life at variety store, these are the things that make me roar:
 
[A] Disco sux and so does war.  The [E] meek shall inherit the world no more.
 
[B] I am the king.  I am therefore.  What [E] kind of [A] fool am [E] I?
 
Chorus:		Each time I [A] wake up I try to [E] speak.
		But I felt a [A] cold river of tears upon my [E] cheek
		And each time I [A] wake up I feel so [E] weak.
		Dumb [B] founded.
 
[E] Legal age life at variety store, sticking my head through the passenger door.
 
[A]Waiting to work like a worm at the core.  [E] Standing so long in the snow I'm sore.
 
[B] I am the king.  I am therefore.  What [E] kind of [A] fool am [E] I?
 
	Chorus
 
		Guitar break
 
	Chorus
 
[E] Ah, legal age life at variety store, these are the things that make me roar.
 
[B] I am the king.  I am therefore. What [E] kind of [A] fool am [E] I?
 
What [E] kind of [A] fool am [E] I?  What [E] kind of [A] fool am [E]I?  [A]  [E]